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Gems

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September 27, 2007

Day 24: Blurry picture, don’t care, want to sleep.

Gems from my husband:

Me: My knees are really swollen, they hurt.
S: Maybe you should go to a doctor.
Me: I don’t want to, they’re just going to do tests and never figure out what’s wrong, I’ve been through this before.
S: Actually they’ll probably just cut everything off from the waist down.
Me: But my thighs and my vagina don’t hurt, just my knees.
S: We do things different down here in Chile, mi amor.

Me: How come you didn’t bring me a chocolate today?
S: Because I got dropped off in front of the house. I didn’t want to walk a whole block away just for your stupid chocolate.
Me: I see. So romance is all about convenience for you?
S (who is a Construction Project Manager): No, if that were true I’d bring you home gifts of bags of dry concrete, jackhammers and workboots.

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  • Joy
    HAHAHA!!! HE's FUNNY!
  • alphawoman
    Funny. You had me laughing.
  • Sarita
    Men, men, men. Don't they know chocolate is the way to our hearts?
  • Rachel
    Dry concrete, jackhammers and workboots?
    Personally that sounds kind of sexy.
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