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November 23, 2007

Originally from The Adams Family, jacked from a guy who jacked it from a friend….Wednesday Adams as a Native American in a school play about pilgrims:

“Wait! We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”

And even though it’s not Thanksgiving related, I’ll leave with another gem from the same movie. If you don’t think these quotes are funny, I’m not sure we can be friends anymore :)

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

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7 Comments

  1. I wanted to be Wednesday. I have so much Adams Family Love.

    Comment by hello insomnia — November 23, 2007 @ 5:22 pm

  2. love the second quote…hehehe

    Jayna

    Comment by Anonymous — November 23, 2007 @ 8:46 pm

  3. I love her quotes! They are a trip!

    Comment by Tiffany — November 23, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

  4. That brings back the memories….I went to the Adam’s Family movie on my first date.

    Comment by Rachel — November 24, 2007 @ 12:32 am

  5. What, eating cookies made from ground up girl scouts isn’t sufficiently Thanksgiving related? They’re probably healthier than some of the stuff I ate!

    Comment by Crabby McSlacker — November 24, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  6. i love the addams family quote — i remember it from being a kid! oh, and in case you’re curious, i moved from blogspot to wordpress, same site name.

    Comment by Mere Creetur — November 27, 2007 @ 11:47 pm

  7. (that was portable passion btw — I was craving a bit more anonymity) but i still read your site

    Comment by Mere Creetur — November 27, 2007 @ 11:49 pm

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