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June 9, 2010

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these posts, but I always enjoy seeing the searches that people do to find my blog.

Here are some of the gems this time around. Searches in quotes, my commentary below. Best one EVER is the last one.

“Upper class.”

I’m a high roller.

“Traveling in Santiago Chile, need to buy viagra.”

Maybe you should google where to buy condoms while you’re here. You don’t want to leave a Gringo-Chilean in anybody’s belly by accident.

“Todos chilenos son weones.”

Probably not all of them :P

“Real story woman lived like a chicken in Santiago Chile”

Ummm.

“The most handsome Chilean man in the world.”

Is sitting right behind me, thank you very much. And this one is a close runner up. God I love that man.

“Floss micro bikini.”

I don’t even know what that means. But those words scare me.

“Chilean children are obsessive.”

About what?

“Chile is a bad place.”
“Chileans suck.”
“I hate Chile.”
“I hate all Chileans.”
“Reasons to leave Chile.

I’m sorry you were having a bad Chile day — happens to the best of us.

“Gringa marries a Chilean.”

Yes, I did that.

“Fotografo de bodas Santiago.”

Yes, I do that.

“Do Chilean men wear fanny packs?”

Why, yes. Yes, they do.

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17 Comments

  1. aahahahahaha! just busted out laughing at work…these always make me laugh, and then fill me with fear about all the bizarre things people turn to the internet for. you are quite the resource, kyle ;)

    Comment by Emita — June 10, 2010 @ 1:26 pm

  2. is there something you want to tell us? do you live like a chicken during your free time? (haha, I don't even know what that means!)

    Comment by Lemayz — June 10, 2010 @ 1:55 pm

  3. I think my favorite is the chicken one. Just because what? Who searches for that?!

    Comment by emilyinchile — June 10, 2010 @ 3:14 pm

  4. Now I'm curious. Was there a woman who lived as a chicken in Santiago??

    Comment by Leigh — June 11, 2010 @ 3:33 pm

  5. Hehehe… I do that once in a while. My favorite was “nake secretary dance.” I'm sure they were real disapointed when they saw I had no naked dancing secretaries.

    Comment by Sarabeck — June 11, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

  6. I mean really, what do people expect to find when they type that into Google?!?

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 5:07 pm

  7. I would like to think that the answer to your question is yes.

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

  8. I know, but don't you hope it's true?!?

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

  9. I have a confession to make… :P

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

  10. People come to my blog to find the wealth of information that I can provide :)

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

  11. Esa fue una noticia muy triste de hace algunos años atrás. Una mujer vivió por más de veinte años en un gallinero, su familia la alimentaba junto a los animales. Ella padecía una enfermedad que la limitó tanto física como mentalmente, y apenas podía caminar. Algunas autoridades la encontraron y la llevaron a otro lugar donde pudo iniciar en parte su rehabilitación, y donde pudo usar ropa y comer de una forma más digna.
    Estuvo en todos los canales y diarios chilenos por algún tiempo.
    Acá encontré algo, que es probablemente lo que buscaba originalmente esa persona que buscaba “woman chicken”:
    http://www.diarioaustral.cl/prontus4_nots/antia…

    Comment by I_Marmo_I — June 13, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

  12. OH MY GOD. No te lo puedo creer. Que historia mas triste. Ahora me siento super mal por haber bromeado, pero la verdad es que pense que alguna loca estilo hippy habia decidido que queria vivir como una gallina, no que alguien le forzaba vivir asi. Que terrible :(

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 6:48 pm

  13. Bueno, no había forma de saberlo antes, de hecho yo también me reí al principio, y después me acordé del caso. Al menos esa mujer ahora vive una vida más normal. Me dio pena volver a leer sobre la noticia. Aún no me explico cómo esa búsqueda llegó a tu blog, es muy curioso.
    ¿Cómo haces para saber con qué búsquedas llegó alguien a tu blog? ¿Es algún gadget? Me gustaría poder hacerlo con mi blog también.

    Comment by I_Marmo_I — June 13, 2010 @ 7:56 pm

  14. Es increible que un ser humano puede hacer eso a otro ser humano.

    Bueno, cambiando del tema, uso Google Analytics (http://www.google.com/analytics/) y ahi puedes ver cuanta gente visita tu blog, de que paises vienen y como encuentran tu blog. Es super interesante!

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 8:54 pm

  15. ¡Muchas gracias! Voy a verlo ahora mismo.

    Comment by I_Marmo_I — June 13, 2010 @ 9:00 pm

  16. Crap, now I feel bad too about joking about that chicken thing….poor lady. On the humorous side though, I REALLY don't see how Google would connect a woman who lived like a chicken to YOUR blog…………? Of all things….

    Comment by Leana — June 13, 2010 @ 9:02 pm

  17. Random, right? More importantly, how would they connect “micro floss bikini” to my blog…that scares me a little bit!

    Comment by kyleracine — June 13, 2010 @ 9:11 pm

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